Jun 10
The 3 most common lies on the internet
1. I have read and agree to the terms of service
2. Status: Offline
3. Yes, I am over 18.
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Jun 07
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs(Apple founder) just chillin.
lmao. rich people humor.
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May 29
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.
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